Yo Mama is Like....

Yo Momma is Like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
Yo Momma is Like a bus - only 50 pence a ride
Yo Momma is Like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
Yo Momma is Like a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.
Yo Momma is Like a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...
Yo Momma is Like a BT phone box - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
Yo Momma is Like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
Yo Momma is Like a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!
Yo Momma is is Like the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
Yo Momma is Like a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo Momma is Like Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
Yo Momma is Like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
Yo Momma is Like Yo Momma Like a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
Yo Momma is Like McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...
Yo Momma is Like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
Yo Momma is Like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
Yo Momma is Like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
Yo Momma is Like peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Yo Momma is Like these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags cheap, nasty and will scare the living poop outta ya!

Stupid mamma....
your mamma is so dumb that she sat on the tv to watch the couch!
yo mamma is so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to school she sits beside everybody
yo mamma is so poor she has only got two channels on her t.v 'on and off'
yo mamma has had more 1up's than super mario
yo mamma's like the city's bike every-body has had a ride!!.
Yo mama so dumb she went into a bathroom saw three roaches and sang "we are family"!
youre mamma is so fat
youre mamma is so fat that when she goes to the beach Greenpeace try to pull her back in.
youre mamma is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a tan.
youre mamma is so fat that when she wears her yellow rain coat and walks out on the street people call "taxi.taxi".
youre mamma is so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits AROUND the house.
- yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger came out of washingtons nose
- yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
- yo mama so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and said hey where is my gumball
- yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
- yo mama so stupid she got stung by a dead bee
- yo mama so fat that she was tanning on the beach and everyone yelled beached whale
- yo mama so fat she has to where a sign that says caution wide rear long left turns stay 50 feet back
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her
through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she gets lost in thought.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours,
Yo mama so stupid she has to ask for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama so stupid she wondered what a 'printer' did.
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing she said "moving"
Yo Moma has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.
Yo Moma has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.
Yo Moma has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo Moma has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
Yo Moma has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...
Yo Moma has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.
and yoself better ask yourself -- Are You Single? - cos it's a free registration...even yo mama may have a chance!
Yo Moma got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies
Yo Moma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo Moma got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it
Yo Moma got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."
Yo Moma got so much hair on her chest that her Tits remind me of Coconuts...
Yo Moma is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...
Yo Moma has yo momma seen these excellent Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags - no? well, you better go buy some!!!
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's so old, she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.
Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama's so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama's so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
Yo Mama So Ugly... she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo Mama So Ugly... she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo Mama So Ugly... when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween
already..."
Yo Mama So Ugly... when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
Yo Mama So Ugly... she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo Mama So Ugly... minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and
bury her..."
Yo Mama So Ugly... they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
Yo Mama So Ugly... when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
Yo Mama So Ugly... yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
Yo Mama So Ugly... she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
Yo Mama So Ugly... she was a guard at Snake Mountain
Yo Mama So Ugly... they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
Yo Mama So Ugly... even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
Yo Mama So Ugly... they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
Yo Mama So Ugly... Are You Single? - you must be, cos your mama still ugly as sin....
Yo Mama So Ugly... she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mama So Ugly... Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama So Ugly... you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
Yo Mama So Ugly... she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
Yo Mama So Ugly... we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
Yo Mama So Ugly... I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
Yo Mama So Ugly... people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
Yo Mama So Ugly... her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
Yo Mama So Ugly... when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Mama So Ugly... hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
Yo Mama So Ugly... instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
Yo Mama So Ugly... they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
Yo Mama So Ugly... she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
Yo Mama So Ugly... when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Yo Mama So Ugly... even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
Yo Mama So Ugly... when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
Yo Mama So Ugly... You Momma so Ugly that she's got her very own Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags named after her...

Yo Mama So Stupid.... she stole Free Loafs from the Bakers.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
Yo Mama So Stupid.... it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... when I asked her Are You Single? - she said, no 'I is Double jointed'
Yo Mama So Stupid.... I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she lost her shadow.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo Mama So Stupid.... she aks me what Jeans I wear. I said 'Guess' and she said - 'Wrangler???'
Yo Mama So Stupid.... when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
Yo Mama So Stupid.... You Momma so Stupid that they even make Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags she can understand
Yo Moma So Poor.... that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo Moma So Poor.... they put her photo on food stamps.
Yo Moma So Poor.... when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo Moma So Poor.... she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo Moma So Poor.... burglars break into her home and leave money.
Yo Moma So Poor.... when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
Yo Moma So Poor.... the building society repossed her cardboard box.
Yo Moma So Poor.... she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo Moma So Poor.... each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
Yo Moma So Poor.... she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo Moma So Poor.... when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
Yo Moma So Poor.... I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
Yo Moma So Poor.... when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Moma So Poor.... I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
Yo Moma So Poor.... I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
Yo Moma So Poor.... she couldn't even afford this free registration to DreamMates - Are You Single?
Yo Moma So Poor.... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your
right..."
Yo Moma So Poor.... only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
Yo Moma So Poor.... when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said -
"Nope...just found one..."
Yo Moma So Poor.... she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Moma So Poor.... closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
Yo Moma So Poor.... she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo Moma So Poor.... I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"
Yo Moma So Poor.... I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
Yo Moma So Poor.... I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
Yo Moma So Poor.... she does drive by shootings on the school bus.
Yo Moma So Poor.... when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the
good china"
Yo Moma So Poor.... You Momma so Poor it took her 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar Crazy Prank & Hilarious Gag set...
Yo Moma So Old.... she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo Moma So Old.... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo Moma So Old.... when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
Yo Moma So Old.... she still owes Moses a dollar.
Yo Moma So Old.... when she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo Moma So Old.... she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
Yo Moma So Old.... she's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo Moma So Old.... she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
Yo Moma So Old.... when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
Yo Moma So Old.... she couldn't even afford this free registration to DreamMates - Are You Single?
Yo Moma So Old.... she even made Yoda jealous.
Yo Moma So Old.... she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo Moma So Old.... the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
Yo Moma So Old.... when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
Yo Moma So Old.... she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Yo Moma So Old.... her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
Yo Moma So Old.... her birthday expired.
Yo Moma So Old.... when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
Yo Moma So Old.... she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo Moma So Old.... You Momma so old she invented these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001...
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Priest so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Archeology Professor so old we found cave drawings of her.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust.
Yo Mama is So Old ... You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo' geeky Star Wars friend so old he used to baby sit Yoda.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Doctor so old he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo hairdresser so old she used to cut Betty Rubble's hair.
Yo Mama is So Old ... You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo' home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate.
Yo Mama is So Old ... You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo History teacher so damn old he was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Your Aunties so old that when God said 'let there be light', she was the one flicking on the light
switch.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Bookie so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple.
Yo Mama is So Old ... This Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe - won't ever get old!
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo sister so old she's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show.
Yo Mama is So Old ... yo' Mother in law so old she the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo' Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William
Wallace.
Yo Mama is So Old ... I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.
Yo Mama is So Old ... You Dog so old it farts out dust.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Boyfriend so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Computer geek friend so old he used to babysit Pascal
Yo Mama is So Old ... Your Girlfriend's so old, she invented the term 'oldest profession in the world'
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo' mother-in-law so ancient she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo Gardener's so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Yo' big brother so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs.
Yo Mama is So Old ... Your mother-in-law so freakin old she's got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate.

Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.
from Humorsphere

Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless
PRETTYBOY1008



Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
from She Devil

Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"
from Humorsphere

Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus
is here!"
from She Devil

Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
from She Devil

Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick
jagger on child support!
from Mista Jodyson

Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his
baby.
from Bubbles, the Humorsphere Chimp

Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
from Mike Whitlow

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"
from She Devil

Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
from Dawn K

You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
from TFLM 2000

Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
from TFLM 2000

Your mama's so dirty when she takes a bath her bath water looks like tar.
from Teresa M Malca

Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
from Teresa M Malca

Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
from Teresa M Malca

Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.
from B. W. Burline

Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
from B. W. Burline

Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
from Sergio Aleman

Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
from Sergio Aleman

Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
from Sergio Aleman

Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
from Sergio Aleman

Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
from Mr Mundotr



Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott

Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
from AclHug

Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
from Jimbo Paul

Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".
from CloseToAnguish

Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
from WVscrgrl7

Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.
from WVscrgrl7

Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!
from Mr Fook Yu

Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
from Ms Fook Mi



Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!
from Kelly-Jo

Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"
from Kelly-Jo

Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
from Default

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
from Queenb12

Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
from LowRider

I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...

Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
from A Blanchard

Yo Momma Like these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags cheap, nasty and will scare the living shit outta ya!

Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.

Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!

Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'Sex?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday
too.."

You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).

Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see
Johnny on Fridays...."

Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.

Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

I think yo mama remind me of a brick - flat, dirty and always always getting laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...

Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...

Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.

Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...

Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES
ALLOWED'

You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

Yo' best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.

You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.

Tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night...

Yo' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.

Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!

Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?

I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your whole family full of crap!

Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings

You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.

Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA.

Yo momma so dirty and contagious that when she went to the petting zoo, the animals made her wear radioactive gear.

Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.

Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!

Are Yo' Single?

You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.

Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".

Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.

Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.

You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.

Yo' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it

Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton.

Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...cheap, dirty
and you can play with her for hours.........
Yo Mama So Ugly...


 

Anything Yo's:

Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...

Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...

Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...

Yo' ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...

Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

Yo Sister, Momma, Papa, Grandpa and Dog are all single...YOU still got a chance - - Are You Single? - I promise ya, yo mama
will never know....

Yo' Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob.

You Sista like an Indian takeaway - 5 quid, all you can eat...

Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public.

Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.

Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...

Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...

Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...cheap, dirty
and you can play with her for hours.........