Anything Yo's
Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob

Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic.

Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Opera lights

Yo Big brother got a wooden nipple and they call him Corky.

Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception.

Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not butter

Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust

Yo Mother in law so yellow you'd think she'd been blowing the Simpsons

Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.

Yo' baby sister got more mouth than Julia Roberts

Yo' Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it.

Yo Doc' got 1 wooden leg with a real foot.

You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.

Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys

Yo...oh I give up....go get this Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe and you'll see
why I could be stunt double for yo' cross-eyed Momma...

Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.

Yo' humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.

You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits

Yo' Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for her dinner

Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...

Your Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen

Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on

Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles

Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer in his trouser pockets...

You Wife got more crack than harlem

Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.

Anything Yo's...
Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked
ma wallet...

I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.

I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.

Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

Yo Momma Like these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags cheap, nasty and will scare the living shit outta ya!

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"

Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.

Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs

Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...

Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the
'any' key...

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

Are Yo' Single?

Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!

Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.

I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...

Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.

Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE

Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the
Niagra Falls...

Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...cheap, dirty and you
can play with her for hours.........

Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.

Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs shit themselves.

Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics

Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween.

Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.

Yo' Brother so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in his shower.

Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.

Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.

Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!

Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.

You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo Driving Instructor's so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask when teaching.

Yo Girlfriend so Ugly, this Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe refused to come out and play when she was on the PC...

Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.

Your Girlfriend's so insanely ugly that I can screw her in any position and it's still Doggy-style!

Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off!

Yo' Father in law so ugly that his American Express card left home without him...

Yo Sister's so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen?

Yo Dog walker so ugly that he once took your Mutt to Crufts and WON - oh, the dog came second...

Your sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use her as a poster child.

Yo Father's so ugly his hairline ain't receding...it's his hair that's running away from his ugly noggin.

You Grandma's so Ugly her Shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.

Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.

Yo' Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her - he'd rather live as a frog.

Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.

Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over and goes to your bathroom, the toilet flushes.

Your Dog's so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards...

Yo mama's so ugly, hold on....you got a mirror handy???

Yo Mama's sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex with her.

Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3

Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.

Yo Mother in law so hellishly ugly, that president George W Bush is considering making ugliness a crime, punishable by the
electric chair

Yo Momma's so ugly that she hurt my feelings...

Your doctor's so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!


Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!

Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'

Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.

Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...

Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.

Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.

Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.

Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler

Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.

Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.

Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.

Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins old band...

Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.

Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb...it now read: Dumb(n) - yo' Mama

Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps

You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so he moved house...

Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so drove home.

Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.

Yo' accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.

Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's with magnets

Yo Girlfriend so Stupid it makes this Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe look like Einstien's wife

Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest

Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!

Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.

Yo' Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.

Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut

Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.

Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.

You Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.

Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!

Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was...

Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman

Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio's were a new type of Donut Seed

Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item - 'Hundreds and thousands'

Your Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail

Yo mama's so stupid, wait...she had you didn't she!

Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen food section with a fishing rod

Yo Uncle so stupid...heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!

Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield

Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice

Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...

Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.

Your doctor's so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope
Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her
toes.

Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.

Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...

Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..

Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Your Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.

Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the
Ewoks (no makeup needed).

Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey...

Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...

Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

Listen, yo' can be single all your life (just like yo momma) or you can register Free at this site - Are You Single? - I
promise ya, yo mama will never know....

Yo mama's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go
get some Head and Shoulders...she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!

Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb

Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.

Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid

Yo Dog so short it's best friend is an Ant.

Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.

Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...

The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
and yo' fat ugly Mama'

Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.

Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!

I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...

Yo baby sista's nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous...

Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!

Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord
of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'...

I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's ass and scared the hump
off of it!

Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.

Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school

I'll let yo in on a lil secret - These Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags are great to play on yo friends and even yo old momma...

I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me
she's contracted 'Tony'...

Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder

That Grandpa of your's so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes...

Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds...

Yo mama's chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...

No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!

But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.

And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.

Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves

She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining...

Yo'momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo M....screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...sorry, I woz
wrong...she reminds me of the Spacebabe's green friend......

Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...

Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...

Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...

Yo' ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...

Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

Yo Sister, Momma, Papa, Grandpa and Dog are all single...YOU still got a chance - - Are You Single? - I promise ya, yo mama
will never know....

Yo' Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob.

You Sista like an Indian takeaway - 5 quid, all you can eat...

Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public.

Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.

Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...

Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...

Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Free Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...cheap, dirty
and you can play with her for hours.........